Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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