Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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