Joke #6775

Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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