Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.