Chuck Norris can speak braille.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.