Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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