Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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