Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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