Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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