Chuck Norris can speak braille.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."