Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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