Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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