Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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