Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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