Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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