Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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