Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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