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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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