Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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