Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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