Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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