Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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