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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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