Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.