Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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