Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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