Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.