Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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