Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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