Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it.
Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar.
The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically.
"That's amazing," said the bartender.
"Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby.
"Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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