Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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