Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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