Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.