Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.