Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.