Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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