Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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