Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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