Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.