Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.