Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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