Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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