Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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