Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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