Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"