Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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