Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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