Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.