Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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