Joke #8950

Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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