Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.