Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.