Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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