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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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