30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.