30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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