30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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