30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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