30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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