30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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