30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.