30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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