30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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