Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris