Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"