Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Tom, Frank, and Harry are fishing in a boat. Frank stands up to get a beer, loses his balance, falls in the lake, and dissapears. After a few minutes, and no sign of Frank, Tom tells Harry he better go in after him. Harry drags him into the boat and notices hes not breathing. "Better give him mouth-to-mouth" says Tom. "Whew! I don't remember him having this bad of breath!" says Harry. Tom replies, "Oh yeah, well I don't remember him wearing a snowmobile suit!"