Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.