Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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