Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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