Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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