Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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