Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.