Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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