Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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