Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.