Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.