Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Vote:
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
Vote:
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Vote:
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Vote:
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
Vote:
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
Vote:
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Vote: