Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.