Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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