Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"