Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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