Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.