Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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