Joke #8448

Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Vote:
has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Vote:
has 23.48 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Vote:
has 68.24 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
Vote:
has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Vote:
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Vote:
has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Vote:
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Vote:
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Vote:
has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Vote:
has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris