Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.