Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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