Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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