Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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