Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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