Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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