Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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