Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.