Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance