Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.