Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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