Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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