Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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