Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.