Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.