Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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