Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.