Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!