Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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