Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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