Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.