Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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