Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.