Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.