Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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