Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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