Joke #10868

Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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