Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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