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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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