Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.