Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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