Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.