Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.