Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.