Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.