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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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