Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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