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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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