Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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