Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.