Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.