Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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