Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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