Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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