Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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