Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it.
Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar.
The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically.
"That's amazing," said the bartender.
"Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings."
"Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back."
So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby.
"Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
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