Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.