Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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