Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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