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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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