Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.