Joke #893

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Vote:
has 78.93 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Vote:
has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 77.49 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Vote:
has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Vote:
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 80.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris