Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.