Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.