Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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