Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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