Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.