All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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