All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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