All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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