All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.