All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.