All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.