All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.