All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Then he places the bowl.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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