All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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