All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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