All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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