All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Vote:
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Vote:
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Vote:
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Vote:
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote: