All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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