Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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