Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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