Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.