Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.