Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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