Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.