Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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