Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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