Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!