Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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That's why his mullet never moves.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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