Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.