Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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