Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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