Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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