Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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