Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.