Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.