Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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