Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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