Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.