Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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His body cries.
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The corner always backs away.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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