Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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