Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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