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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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