Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.