Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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