The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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