The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.