The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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