The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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