The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.