The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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