The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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