The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.