The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris made time wait.