Joke #4186

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Vote:
has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Vote:
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Vote:
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Vote:
has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Vote:
has 83.77 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Vote:
has 80.61 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris