The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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