The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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