Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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