Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.