Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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