Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.