Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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