Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.