Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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