Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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