Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
He opens the door then turns the handle.