Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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