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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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