Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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