Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.