Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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