Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.