Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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