Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.