Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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