Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.