Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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