Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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