Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.