Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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