Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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