Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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