Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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