Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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