Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.