Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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