Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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