Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.