The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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