The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.