The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.