The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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