The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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