The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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