The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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