The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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