The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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