The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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