Joke #8424

Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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