Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.