Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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