Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.