Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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