Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.