Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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