Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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