Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.