Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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