Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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