Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....