Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.