Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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