Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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