Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.