Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.