Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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