Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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