Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.