Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.