Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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