Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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