Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.