Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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