Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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