Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.