Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.