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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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