Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.