Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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