Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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