Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Mount Rushmore.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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