Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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