Joke #6984

Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Vote:
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Vote:
has 22.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Vote:
has 72.37 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Vote:
has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Vote:
has 80.69 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Vote:
has 56.46 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Vote:
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Vote:
has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women