When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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