When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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