When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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