Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.