Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.