Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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