Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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