Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.