Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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