Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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