Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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