Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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He saw it 3 times a day.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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