Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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And dies.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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