Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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They made a deal.
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When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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