Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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I don't know he is still busy.
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These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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