Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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