Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.