Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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