Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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