Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.