Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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