Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.