Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.