Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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