Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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