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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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