Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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