Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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