Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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That's why his mullet never moves.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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