Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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