Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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