Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.