"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.