"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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