"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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