"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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