"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.