"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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