"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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