"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.