"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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