"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.