"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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