If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.