If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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