If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.