If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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