If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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