If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.