If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.