If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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