If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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