If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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