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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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