Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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