Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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