Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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