Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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