Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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