Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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