Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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