Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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