Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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