Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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