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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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