Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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