Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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