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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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