Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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