Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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