Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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