Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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