Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.