Chuck norris can control chaos.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.