Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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