Chuck norris can control chaos.
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"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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