Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.