Joke #10392

Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Vote:
has 74.77 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Vote:
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Vote:
has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Vote:
has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Vote:
has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Vote:
has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wedding
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Vote:
has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Vote:
has 84.67 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris