Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.