Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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