Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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