Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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