Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.