Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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