Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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