Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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