Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.