Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.