Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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