Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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