Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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