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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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