Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.