Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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