Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.