Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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