Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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