Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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