Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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