Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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