The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.