The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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