The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.