The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.