The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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