The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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