The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.