The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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