The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.