Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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