Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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