Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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