Joke #4327

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Vote: has 39.64 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Vote: has 76.99 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Vote: has 80.01 % from 196 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, teacher
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Vote: has 74.78 % from 57 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science