Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.