Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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