Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone