Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Vote:
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Vote:
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Vote:
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Vote:
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Vote:
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Vote:
