Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
Vote:
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Vote:
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Vote:
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Vote:
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Vote:
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Vote:
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Vote: