Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.