Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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