Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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