Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.