Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.