Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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