Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.