Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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