Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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