Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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