Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.