Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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