Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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