Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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