Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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