Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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