Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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