Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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