Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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