Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony?
A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?
A: A new last name.
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A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast."
And the doctor says, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt."
Two months later she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was."
But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down up and down... and he asks, "But where did you get this twitch?"
The woman replies, "I don't have a nervous twitch, I'm chewing bubble gum."
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Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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I don't like the term "anal bleaching".
I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."
The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?
A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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After nine years of marriage, a butcher's wife is tired of her husband's morning flatulence.
She warns him that he'll fart his guts out.
One night, the wife decides to put pig scraps in his pants, so he will think that he actually farted his guts out and stop the flatulence.
The next morning, the husband goes to the bathroom.
Two long hours later, he comes out and says, "You were right about me farting my guts out. But with the grace of the dear Lord and these two fingers. I got them back in there!"
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