Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.