Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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