Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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