Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.