Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.