Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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