Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.