Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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