Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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