Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.