Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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