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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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