Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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