Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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