Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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