Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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