Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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