Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.