When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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