When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.