When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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