When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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