When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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