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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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