Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
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