Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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