Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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