Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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