When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.