When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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