When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.