When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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