When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.