When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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