Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon.
They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do.
Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together.
After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together.
Finally, they begin to rub their hips together.
Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom.
After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared.
"What happened?" asks his bride.
"I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him:
He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room.
I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
"Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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