Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place."
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.