Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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There were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging on forever.
Finally, the customer behind me muttered, "Mr. Hare must be on vacation."
Only then did I notice the name tag on the man at the register. It read: "Mr. Turtle, sales associate."
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Q: What's a terrorist's favorite day in November?
A: Bomb fire night.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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