Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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There were only two people in line ahead of me at the electronics store, yet the wait was dragging on forever.
Finally, the customer behind me muttered, "Mr. Hare must be on vacation."
Only then did I notice the name tag on the man at the register. It read: "Mr. Turtle, sales associate."
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
An Indian soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy?
You just join the Indian army, and you already want a 3-day pass?
You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in a Pakistani tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the Border.
As I saw a Pakistani tank. I put my white flag up, the Pakistani tank put his white flag up.
I said to the Pakistani soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"