Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift?
Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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A: He was very thinkful.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled"
The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought?
Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
What are you doing here?"
The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi?
Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."
The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"