Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts! 
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The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."
"What do you mean?"
The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"
"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages...
Tell you what..
Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
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One's a cunning runt.
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Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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