Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts! 
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
We have some for 75 cents a peace.
The man asks for two.
The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir."
The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
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What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."
"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."
"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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Q: Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"
A: It hasn't come out yet.
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
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